Jonah Does Tumblr

My name is Jonah, I'm a 19 year old transguy from the US (He/him/his pronouns)

Please tell me if you need me to tag anything for any reason. Personal triggering posts will always be behind readmores. Unspecified "tw" tags typically relate to eating disorders, but may vary.

Click the link titled "General Information" for some General Information.

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

(Source: kas-a)

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

dragondances:

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

nyupanties:

being called cute by someone you consider cute

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(Source: reifaun)

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

(Source: mifti)

VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT POST

fromdusktilldomme:

bigdrunkgay:

that post about the canada shirts sometimes being misread as anal, PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING AND SPREADING IT AROUND.

THOSE PHOTOS ARE FROM BUZZFEED AND THEY DID NOT ASK ANYONE FOR THEIR PERMISSION TO USE THOSE PHOTOS.

ONE OF THOSE GUYS IS MY OLD ROOMMATE, AND HE IS REALLY DEVASTATED THAT HIS PHOTO IS GOING AROUND. IT WAS STOLEN OFF OF HIS FACEBOOK AND COULD BE POTENTIALLY REALLY BAD IF HIS EMPLOYER SEES IT. 

Please stop reblogging that post!! It’s not fair to those peoples lives and careers! 

more evidence buzzfeed is trash

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

divine-genesis:

notaglassoflemonade:

steampoweredcupcake:

divine-genesis:

Semit-transparent fox.

Fox will adapt a tint of your blog’s color.

made by

I’M IN TEARS,

*everyone with an orange blog sighs*

& to think i made this randomly just to ‘try it out.’

NOW look at it. o.o

brotoro:

leaked information from a psychiatrist’s office!! test yourself and learn what you are repressing!!